Gosh looked among the emptiness around his kingdom and decided to create a word - boredom. To avoid experiencing his new word, he formed a big circle in nothingness and put stuff all around it; this place received the name - Earth. While on Earth, there wasn't much Gosh could do, so he decided to create alcohol and sexual congress, which created another word - excitement. Gosh discovered that sexual congress is uneventful without a partner, so two words were added to his dictionary - depressed masturbator. While looking in a clear pond, the waves distorted his image and it gave him an idea. Eliminate the penis, add some breasts, and install a smart lip. This thing will give him something to play with and experience suffering moments, so he called the creature - Woman. Therefore, this is how life began on Earth with man and woman coexisting.
This story sounds ridiculous, but aren't a lot of religious beliefs crazy in some way? Some people consider the word God offensive, but those who believe in the god Gosh will feel the same way. Gosh is becoming one of the most popular names on Earth; yet, no one knows who this guy is. The short version of his life: he created himself in a dark space a long time ago; he had a twin brother who created himself at the same time; unlike his older brother who wanted fame and glory, Gosh crawled away to a private beach to relax, which allowed his older brother, God, to take care of all of the stress and suffering on Earth.
Gosh isn't a selfish god, which is why he doesn't have any rules or commandments. In fact, he doesn't even have a church to attend. All he expects is people to treat one another in a respectful way and have a positive attitude as often as he, she, or it can. Yes, he certainly believes that ANYTHING is created equal. If you pray, he will not answer. If you pay tithes, he will not collect. If you seek his scriptures, you will not find any. How do I know this? Because I made it all up, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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